Thank you, Holly. I love the Fauxhawk and head massage. You're good at this.
I'm off to my interview. . .
Interviewer: What have you been doing lately?
Erynn: Mainly, I've been growing. I am now 18 and 1/2 inches long. I know it looks like I am just sleeping, but you would be wrong.
Interviewer: Who does your hair?
Erynn: Well, after all the scanning gel they put on my head, my nurse gave me a fauxhawk. I know I look like a Cupie Doll, but Holly and Tinu say its all the latest rage. And, well, who am I to disagree.
Interviewer: Have you had time to do anything else besides sleeping?
Erynn: Yes, I am studying breastfeeding and bottle feeding. You'd think they were very much the same thing. I'm here to tell, they are not, several subtle differences. While I am studying, I like to build my jaw muscles with my pacifier.
Interviewer: Do you know what time it is ?
Erynn: Yes, it is 3 o'clock in the afternoon. I am most awake between 2:00 and 3:00 pm. During this time, I meet new people, do baby yoga, have my diaper change, get my temperature taken, switch monitor leads, change outfits and get wrapped up like a burrito.
Interviewer: Baby Yoga?
Erynn: Yes, Baby Yoga. I have several movements which I really enjoy. They are called "Stomp my Feet" "Ride my Bike" "Swim like a Frog" and "Climb the Stairs". Very invigorating and exhausting.
Interviewer: Why do you get wrapped up like a burrito?
Erynn: Well, ummmm. I can't really say. Mommy and Daddy prefer that I don't wave my arms while bottle and breast feeding. Oh, gotta go, time for my breastfeeding homework.
Ta.