Erynn: Hey, something or someone tastes very yummy. Is that the rain? Is that the Grandma? Is that the Jellybean?
Jeremy: Yes, Wiggles. It's me, Jellybean. Do you want me to tell you a baby joke?
Erynn: Oh, yes.
Jeremy: Did you hear about the baby who was named after his father?
Erynn: No.
Jeremy: They call him "Dad".
Erynn: Oh, that was a good one, Jellybean. You're very funny. Hey, it's time for my nap in my cradle swing. Do you want to swing with me?
Jeremy: No, Wiggles. The swing is too small for two people. Hey, what's this I hear about you being naughty again. What did you do?
Erynn: What do you mean I have been naughty again? I am too little to be naughty. I am only cute and cuddly and adorable. I am a very sweet cherub.
I don't know how my nose tube came out or where it went. I don't know why Mommy swaddles me and keeps my hands out of the way. I am innocent I say. INNOCENT.
WANTED: ERYNN ANN EDMUNDS
CRIME: Pulling out her nose tube daily
WARNING: Super cute and cuddly
WARNING: Appears innocent
USE EXTREME CAUTION,
YOU COULD FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
Note to Reader: Jeremy and Erynn are the only cousins on the Kelly side of the family who received nicknames before they were born.
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