Erynn: Hey, something or someone tastes very yummy. Is that the rain? Is that the Grandma? Is that the Jellybean?
Jeremy: Yes, Wiggles. It's me, Jellybean. Do you want me to tell you a baby joke?
Erynn: Oh, yes.
Jeremy: Did you hear about the baby who was named after his father?
Erynn: No.
Jeremy: They call him "Dad".
Erynn: Oh, that was a good one, Jellybean. You're very funny. Hey, it's time for my nap in my cradle swing. Do you want to swing with me?
Jeremy: No, Wiggles. The swing is too small for two people. Hey, what's this I hear about you being naughty again. What did you do?
Erynn: What do you mean I have been naughty again? I am too little to be naughty. I am only cute and cuddly and adorable. I am a very sweet cherub.
I don't know how my nose tube came out or where it went. I don't know why Mommy swaddles me and keeps my hands out of the way. I am innocent I say. INNOCENT.

WANTED: ERYNN ANN EDMUNDS
CRIME: Pulling out her nose tube daily
WARNING: Super cute and cuddly
WARNING: Appears innocent
USE EXTREME CAUTION,
YOU COULD FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
Note to Reader: Jeremy and Erynn are the only cousins on the Kelly side of the family who received nicknames before they were born.




Daddy, it’s time for us to go home. You need to take me home with you today. I am all dressed up and ready to go. I am going to keep my feeding tube for a little bit. But, I passed all my other tests and I have arranged a doctor’s appointment for Tuesday. Let’s go.
I know we aren’t getting married Daddy, but will you carry me over the threshold ? That car ride was very nice. I like the jiggly-ness. Mommy was so nice to sit next to me so that I didn’t get scared. Not even when that really loud truck passed us on the road.
Oh, thank you for putting me down in the shade. That sunshine is really bright. Here is one of my baby bugs. I didn’t want her to be scared in her new home either. I will be very nice to her so that she feels safe. Don’t you think it’s a good time for a nap? There are many places in my house where I can nap . . . .
In my crib with all my pals . . . or
In my glider with my Auntie Inge . . . or
On my couch in Mommy’s arms . . . or
In my pink cradle swing . . . or
On top of my big girl bed.