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I was born at 27 weeks and 5 days or 3 months early. Many miracles have happened in my life so far, I hope you enjoy my story.
first, you must grab the walla (sippy cup) and turn it over so the walla (water) comes out. you should try to get the walla (water) into the other walla (glass) so that you can lick (drink) it up. Otherwise you will need a wap (diaper) to wap (wipe) it up. it's best not to make too much of a mess at lunch time or you know what you will be doing for the rest of the day. see my cinderella entry. ;)
now, for something a little more advanced. put your boom (spoon) in the walla (glass) and lift it up. salute. give a little jiggle and spin. did your walla (glass) stay on the boom (spoon) or did it go flying? if it went flying, then quickly look down at your tray and slowly shake your head no-no cause you just did something bad. (maybe everyone will notice how cute you are and you will not get into trouble. i said maybe.)
as a last resort, and only to get out of trouble, dip your boom (spoon) into a little, little bit of food and give a little lick.
four or five specks of broccolli floret tastes pretty good and i guarantee you won't be in trouble no more.